Best cookie recipe ever!!

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Best cookie recipe ever!!

Postby sitkakoala » Fri Feb 08, 2008 7:48 pm

This is the BEST cookie recipe EVER!

1 cup of butter
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of brown sugar
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
4 large eggs
lemon juice
1 cup of nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle of Jose Cuervo Tequila

Pour one level cup of the Cuervo and drink it to check the quality.
Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo again to be sure it is of the highest quality.
Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy
bowl.

Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point it's best to make
sure the Cuervo is still OK, try another cup just in case.
Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and
chuck in the cup of dried fruit, Pick the frigging fruit off floor. Mix on the turner.
If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver.
Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.
Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Check the Jose Cuervo.
Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add
a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven.
Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget
to beat off the turner.
Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Cose Juervo
and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.
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