How bad is the economy?

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How bad is the economy?

Postby sitkadiver » Sat Jan 22, 2011 4:25 am

Cannot take credit for this, I copied it from another BB, however......


The economy is so bad that ...

- Bill Gates had to switch to dial up.
- Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.
- Rapper 50 Cent changed his name to 10 Cent.
- The highest-paying job in town is jury duty.
- Americans are illegally migrating to Mexico.
- Parents in Bevery Hills are considering raising their own children.
- Even people who aren't in Barack Obama's cabinet aren't paying taxes.
- Hot Wheels stock is trading higher than GM.
- McDonalds is introducing the 1/4-Ouncer.
- Mothers in Ethiopia are telling their children, "Finish your meal! Don't you know there are starving children in the US?"
- A prostitute asked me if she could borrow $20 until she can get back on her back.
- Martha Stewart did a show on creative uses for food stamps.
- I ordered a burger at McDonalds and the kid behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?"
- Instead of a coin toss at the beginning of the Super Bowl, they're gonna play "Rock, Paper, Scissors."
- People are standing behind George Bush wherever he goes hoping for free shoes.
- Paris Hilton changed her name to Paris Holiday Inn.
- When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room..
- The Lone Ranger sold his silver bullets on ebay.
- 7 of 10 houses on Sesame Street are in foreclosure.
- I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
- Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
- I bought a toaster oven and my free gift was a bank.
- Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.
- Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.
- A picture is now only worth 200 words.
- They renamed Wall Street " Wal-Mart Street."
- The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates.
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Re: How bad is the economy?

Postby Allico » Tue Apr 19, 2011 11:55 pm

ha! very funny
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Re: How bad is the economy?

Postby Dirigibledude » Tue Mar 12, 2013 9:28 pm

love it we need more like this
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